Nevermind that you aren't the target audience and probably aren't giving Hasbro as much money as the people who actually watch the show, this is totally going to work.
That is sad as all hell.
If you are taking a cartoon horse THIS SERIOUSLY, you really, REALLY need other things going on in your life.
- (slang) Overly annoyed, bothered or bugged because of a perceived insult; aimlessly offended; having an overly sensitive ego. Don't get so butthurt; it was just a joke.