Meghan McCarthy: You wanted to see me, sir?
Hasbro C.E.O.: Ah, Miss McCarthy. Please have a seat.
*McCarthy sits down*
Hasbro C.E.O.: So, Miss McCarthy, how is Season 3 coming along?
Meghan McCarthy: Great, sir! Larson is writing the last episode right now.
Hasbro C.E.O.: Good, good. Oh would you please do a small favor for me?
Meghan McCarthy: Of course, sir. What is it?
*Hasbro C.E.O. picks up and shows alicorn toy*
Hasbro C.E.O.: You see this, Miss McCarthy?
Meghan McCarthy: Is that… Twilight Sparkle, sir?
Hasbro C.E.O.: This is the new and improved Twilight Sparkle. She’s a princess now and I want you to promote our new product through this episode.
Meghan McCarthy: WHAT?! But sir we’re already half way through with writing the episode.
Hasbro C.E.O.: That’s all right. Put her in the second act!
Meghan McCarthy: But sir, do you realize how the bronies will react to this? They will be very upset if we do this.
Hasbro C.E.O.: I don’t care about bronies, whatever those are!
Meghan McCarthy: That would be the male fans of the show, sir.
Hasbro C.E.O.: Oh, yes well. It doesn’t matter. Because you are going to make that episode in a way that the bronies “WILL” like it!
Meghan McCarthy: But, sir…
Hasbro C.E.O.: No buts, Miss McCarthy! Every little girl wants to be a princess. Am I right? Now do it!
Meghan McCarthy: What about Lauren Faust? She would not agree to this.
Hasbro C.E.O.: Faust is no longer on the show. You don’t have a choice, Miss McCarthy. *stares into McCarthy’s eyes* You will do this.
Meghan McCarthy: (hypnotic state) I will do this.
Hasbro C.E.O.: That’s more like it. You’re dismissed.
And that my friends is how Alicorn Twilight came to be, or something like that.
Spyro: What should we do today? We could go swimming, we could go to the lava pits, or we could go fishing! Nah, that's kinda weird though since you an herbivore. *realizes she's not paying attention* Alicorn Twilight, snap out of it!
Alicorn Twilight: Is it me or are those clouds weird?
Spyro: Its Hasbro! I'll assemble the Skylanders, You go to the Variant World and assemble the Skylander Variants.
Alicorn Twilight: Got it.
Spyro: Lets rock and roll! *After that* Skylanders, Hasbro is back to destroy our worlds.
Slam Bam: Downer.
Terrafin: Those guys owe me five dollars!!
Alicorn Twilight: How about we show those people, a little lesson? *cheers* For our Independence!
Spyro: Game on, Hasbro.
PS: I'm not surprised Hasbro supports SOPA, they probably do think we're stupid, too.