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One day at Hasbro HQ



Meghan McCarthy:
You wanted to see me, sir?

Hasbro C.E.O.: Ah, Miss McCarthy. Please have a seat.

*McCarthy sits down*

Hasbro C.E.O.: So, Miss McCarthy, how is Season 3 coming along?

Meghan McCarthy: Great, sir! Larson is writing the last episode right now.

Hasbro C.E.O.: Good, good. Oh would you please do a small favor for me?

Meghan McCarthy: Of course, sir. What is it?


*Hasbro C.E.O. picks up and shows alicorn toy*


Hasbro C.E.O.:
You see this, Miss McCarthy?

Meghan McCarthy: Is that… Twilight Sparkle, sir?

Hasbro C.E.O.: This is the new and improved Twilight Sparkle. She’s a princess now and I want you to promote our new product through this episode.

Meghan McCarthy: WHAT?! But sir we’re already half way through with writing the episode.

Hasbro C.E.O.: That’s all right. Put her in the second act!

Meghan McCarthy: But sir, do you realize how the bronies will react to this? They will be very upset if we do this.

Hasbro C.E.O.: I don’t care about bronies, whatever those are!

Meghan McCarthy: That would be the male fans of the show, sir.

Hasbro C.E.O.: Oh, yes well. It doesn’t matter. Because you are going to make that episode in a way that the bronies “WILL” like it!

Meghan McCarthy: But, sir…

Hasbro C.E.O.: No buts, Miss McCarthy! Every little girl wants to be a princess. Am I right? Now do it!

Meghan McCarthy: What about Lauren Faust? She would not agree to this.

Hasbro C.E.O.: Faust is no longer on the show. You don’t have a choice, Miss McCarthy. *stares into McCarthy’s eyes* You will do this.

Meghan McCarthy: (hypnotic state) I will do this.

Hasbro C.E.O.: That’s more like it. You’re dismissed.


And that my friends is how Alicorn Twilight came to be, or something like that.
Here is how I think it went down regarding Alicorn Twilight.
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:iconpowerpuffgirl111:
powerpuffgirl111 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icontwilightchallengeplz: 

This is NOT how it happened!

Here are the things I will call you from now on.

Moron
Baby
Duke of Poop
Jerk 
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AnimatedAbominations Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Hasbro would do anything to sell a cheap toy
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Joosh-Face Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good on ya Hasbro. I hope they keep doing stuff to piss off the bronies until they're all gone.
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swagmanatee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Oh ya, they defiantly care about what we think
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CartoonAsylum Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
So that CEOs the Stare Master?
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GamingClubNetwork Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I remember Lauran Faust herself saying that Twilight was going to be Celestia's successor... so I think Faust had that in mind when she started the show.
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TVnGames Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She said successor, she never said anything about her becoming an Alicorn
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:iconswagmanatee:
swagmanatee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
To be ruler you have to be an alicorn 
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TVnGames Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly!
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swagmanatee Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
So if she were to be celestial successor, she would have to be an alicorn 
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